In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you...– C.S. Lewis (via lominos)
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czechmyfrench asked: The give set about the Starbucks sizes is from Role Models.
Phrases tumblr uses
soselfimportant: and some alternatives to use instead! PHRASE: I like it in an unironic capacity INSTEAD TRY: I like it sincerely PHRASE: CREAMING INSTEAD TRY: PHRASE: /quits art forever INSTEAD TRY: You are very good at what you do and this inspires me to get better myself! PHRASE: ur such a kawaii precious babbu INSTEAD TRY: James is a 27 year old man with a career and a...
I like "clingy" people.
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
jaded-empath: program-ix: bongdonurie: don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life Or worse, you fall in love with them and the distance tugs at your heart every day. Or even worse, you move heaven and earth to BE with that ‘online love’ and you suffer through years of poverty and hardship and burro-cratic bullshit...
bongdonurie: don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life Or worse, you fall in love with them and the distance tugs at your heart every day.
Messing around with tumblr and found this out
yourherojunior: AND AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D
disreputabledogface: crieffs: if you shake an imaginary salt shaker on your tongue, you can actually kind of taste salt! omg awesome! I can taste it xD witchcraft.. Don’t do this in public. It’s a sneaky trick by perverts to make you all immoral and stuff.
Texts with Paul
Paul: I'm in the food court or, as the French call it, "le food courté"
Graham: Isn't it "LA food courté"?
Paul: It depends on what restaurants are there. If they are girly restaurants it is "la", if it is manly places like steakhouses and burger joints then it is "le"
Graham: What if they're exceptionally girly burger joints? Like, Princess Ruffle's Fluffy Burger Castle?
Paul: It can go either way. That is why France has Académie Française, to make those kind of tough calls.
Graham: Truly, a merci-less job.
You want to say Hi to the cute girl on the subway. How will she react?...– an excerpt from Phaedra Starling’s “Schrödinger’s Rapist: or a guy’s guide to approaching strange women without being maced” (via lostgrrrls)(via feminist-submissive)
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